OctoAnus

Ask me shit   Shit about me I guess   

Multiple arses, same shit.

sdzoo:

Have you seen our new security monitor yet?

sdzoo:

Have you seen our new security monitor yet?

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— 14 hours ago with 7432 notes

barfpop:

steal her look: ‘GUNNrandma’

Missoni Orange Unica Knitted Turban - $205

Etro Printed Stretch-Jersey Dress - $763

Renee Lewis Pearl-Backed Diamond Shake Pendant Necklace - $15,800

ETRO Paisley Cotton & Silk Scarf - $510

Saint Laurent Paris ‘YSL’ Gun - Price Upon Request.

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— 22 hours ago with 11316 notes

I GOT ANOTHER INTERVIEW FOR ANOTHER ANIMAL RELATED JOB OH MY GOD YASSS.

— 23 hours ago with 1 note

I need to sleep but I really want to talk to people too. Plus I’m so tired my brain is making my hands drunk type and therefore I will talk to anyone about anything right now.

— 1 day ago

Trying to sleep next to a motorway and under the flight path with all the windows in the flat open is not nice. ): I am grump.

— 1 day ago

Someone talk to me I’m sick of spending all day and night completely on my own.

— 1 day ago
jeremykoreski:

Transient Orcas offshore from Tofino, British Columbia

jeremykoreski:

Transient Orcas offshore from Tofino, British Columbia

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— 1 day ago with 2405 notes

I don’t want to do washing up. Ever. ):

— 1 day ago
Fuck I’m so metal I just ate loads of sugar snap peas and now I’m going to make some noodles. Rock and flippin’ roll.

Fuck I’m so metal I just ate loads of sugar snap peas and now I’m going to make some noodles. Rock and flippin’ roll.

— 1 day ago
#me 

dadreversal:

gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential

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— 1 day ago with 69671 notes

Oh god people are coming round today to fit our sky tv. I don’t want people round in my flat when I’m on my own

— 2 days ago

Reading about murders and feral children all day is not helping me sort out my sleeping.

— 2 days ago with 1 note
Disappointingly not chocolatey ):

Disappointingly not chocolatey ):

— 2 days ago

Wow I love it when my boyfriend comes home from work and expects me to cook for him IMMEDIATELY. 

Just because I’m not working I’m being told by everyone that I have to ‘look after him’…

so yeah we’re arguing because I want some of the pasta I am cooking for him. l:

how dare I.

— 2 days ago